Akpos and his wife

Akpos knocked at their door at midnight. His Wife
shouted from inside the house; Go back to where you
are coming from!
Akpos replied; Open the door or I will throw my body
into the swimming pool!
His Wife shouted; Go ahead and kill yourself, do you
think I care? He stood near the dark part of the gate
and waited for 2 minutes, he then picked up a big
stone and threw it into the swimming
pool. !!!!..Kpaaaaka. .!!!!
The Wife heard the sound and opened the door and ran
towards the swimming pool. He quickly sneaked into
the house and locked the door.
His Wife shouted; Open the door or I will shout! He
shouted back; Shout till all the neighbours wake up and
come here. You will tell them where you are coming
from by this time of the night with only pant and bra.