Funny jokes

An Igbo man mistakenly sent
2million Naira to awrong phone
number via Mobile Money.
He realized that before the person
would withdraw the whole money,
he had to think of what to do if he
was to get his money back. To the
person’s phone number, he
immediately sent a text: “Hello Dark
and Worthy Initiate, I hope you are
okay. I believe you’ve received the
money I sent you for the initiation
ceremony into Eternal Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the
Ogboni Fraternity scheduled to
happen at 12midnight tomorrow.
That money is only for transport. I
will send you more for pocket
money and There are riches awaiting
you.
2 weeks after the initiation, the
family member closest to you will
die under mysterious circumstances
and this death will unlock your
ticket to wealth, ability to fly at
night and change into all kinds of
animals to deliver your
various assignments.
Remember to carry a syringe and
needle meant to draw your blood
every 20 minutes.
Please don’t be late because the
Viceroy of Satan himself will be
present to officiate the ceremony.
Thanks in advance. But incase you
are not ready to join, kindly send
back the money otherwise you will
die in the next 24hrs”.
3 Minutes later, he got a Mobile
Money
message:
‘You have received 2million Naira
for your mobile money account….’
Igbo Kwenu…LMAO