Imagine if animals and insects were on Facebook.

Imagine If animals and insects were on facebook,
we'll be having posts and comments like......
1. MOSQUITO WALL POST:-
Finally PHCN don off light,
b lood sucking things.
COMMENTS :-
(a) Fuck up, dey don on gen for my end.
(b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My people don
fleet house.
2. DOG WALL POST :-
Na wa oh..... I never even stay reach 5mins, all these
calabar people don dey eye me.
* Ghost mode activated, them no go see me
* escaping things on my mind.
COMMENTS :- My neighbour na calabar too. The man
eyes no good for where dogs dey... I go bite am soo.
3. RAT WALL POST :- Omo na die I dey oh..... No
food for my master kitchen. Na ehm books go hear
am nah. Ehn think say I come ehm house to watch
tv abi?
COMMENT :- Your master stingy,dis own am jor.
4. CHICKEN WALL POST :-
On the 1st of Dec. I'll be traveling for one month, if
you need my attention, enter bush I no fit shout. All
these xtians no be em at all.
COMMENT :- No be only you oh, I dey migrate too.
5. HE-GOAT WALL POST :-
Heat mood activated, any she-goat online for s*x
chat?
(a) She-goat. @He-goat you're a capital BIG fool.
(b) He-goat. @She-goat,
pretender, as if you no dey
feel horny. Carry your smelling backside comot for
post jor.
6. COCK WALL POST :-
All these hen go dey run like say dey no wan do. But
if you catch them, dem go bend quickly, set for
doggy style.
COMMENT :- Your own better nah, you dey catch
them. The ones for my area na fast and furious. I
don pursue tire....
7. RAM WALL POST :-
As Salah don dey reach, na church things from now
on. (blood of Jesus go cover me)....
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