Nigeria.... My beloved country, you need to see

NIGERIA.... MY BELOVED
COUNTRY
• Where our mothers use ice
cream bowls to store
pepper in the fridge
• Where ladies don't accept
flowers for valentine
or birthday.
• Where lizard go look ur
eyeball, nod hin head say "notin
dey happen guy"
• Where a blind beggar will
reject a fake naira
note.
• Where Ground nuts are sold in
BOTTLES and
WATER sold in SACHETS.
• Where parents claim they
were always first position in
school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver For
Years With out A
'DRIVER's LICENCE'
• where a company wil want to
employ a graduate of 20yrs old
and must have 15yrs working
experience.
• Where you win a Generator for
paying your Electricity bills.
• Where government officials
don't know the
national anthem.
• Where Gala and Lacasera are d
best options wen stuck in
traffic.
• Where you are jailed for
stealing Maggi and
given a chieftancy title for
stealing millions.
• Where we fight for
everything. To gain admission
to university, to get a job and
worse still to enter
a bus!
• Where u are robbed of your phone and the
robbers come back for ur Pin
code n charger.
• Where ur type of GENERATOR
shows how RICH
you are.
• Where you can easily blame
your family
members in the village for your
problems.
• Where rich men must have pot
belly.
• WHERE IF U DO ANY HOW U GO
SEE ANY HOW.
• Where generator is a social
amenity.
• Where people dey collect
change for beggar
hand.
• Where igbo men produce
Toyota camry jeans and Dr'dre
slippers
• Where bb torch is sold in
traffic for N12k!!!
•Where the man who had no
shoes is the
president.